Q. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A.  Pumpkin Pi.

Q.  What is a carpenter’s favorite dessert?

A.  Pound cake

Q.  What did the doughnut say to the cake?

A.  If I had as much dough as you have, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.

Q.  If cakes are sold for 99 cents, how much are up-side-down cakes?

A.  66 cents.

Q.  What do you get when a Macintosh falls off a desk?

A.  Apple Turnover.