Q. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
Q. What is a carpenter’s favorite dessert?
A. Pound cake
Q. What did the doughnut say to the cake?
A. If I had as much dough as you have, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Q. If cakes are sold for 99 cents, how much are up-side-down cakes?
A. 66 cents.
Q. What do you get when a Macintosh falls off a desk?
A. Apple Turnover.