Q. What do math teachers like to eat?
A. A square meal.
Q. Why did the boy throw his butter out the window?
A. He wanted to see butterfly.
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus?
A. Drumsticks for everyone.
Q. What do you call a hen that gets in sunburn in Florida?
A. Southern fried chicken.
Q. What vegetable do you find in a crowded room?