Really Bad Food Riddles-2

Q.  What do math teachers like to eat?

A.  A square meal.


Q.  Why did the boy throw his butter out the window?

A.  He wanted to see butterfly.


Q.  What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus?

A.  Drumsticks for everyone.


Q.  What do you call a hen that gets in sunburn in Florida?

A.  Southern fried chicken.


Q.  What vegetable do you find in a crowded room?

A.  Squash.

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One Response to Really Bad Food Riddles-2

  1. Lori says:

    (: Thanks for the chuckles, as well as the darndest things we say! (:

    Thanks for the tip about the movie being too long.


    Edited by Lori on Tuesday, July 3, 2007 at 5:11 PM

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