Q.  What do math teachers like to eat?

A.  A square meal.

Q.  Why did the boy throw his butter out the window?

A.  He wanted to see butterfly.

Q.  What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus?

A.  Drumsticks for everyone.

Q.  What do you call a hen that gets in sunburn in Florida?

A.  Southern fried chicken.

Q.  What vegetable do you find in a crowded room?

A.  Squash.