I thought this would be fun to do. I saw it on my friend Heidi’s blog.

You are to type "(your first name) needs" into the Google search engine and then list the first ten results. It’s supposed to be funny and you’re supposed to put an asterisk beside the ones that are actually true about you. Didn’t quite work out for me. I tried "Ginny needs" but the results were nothing I wanted to post. So I did my given name. Notice there are no asterisks.

My results are below:
Virginia Needs a Moratorium on the Death Penalty
Virginia Needs More Charter Schools
Virginia Needs This Fighting Democrat
Virginia Needs Assessment
…Virginia needs to stop it
Virginia needs to avoid the siren song of a gross receipts tax and focus on broadening tax bases and lowering
Virginia Needs More Money for Transportation
Virginia needs some stealthy goalie pads
Virginia Needs Power
Virginia Needs Spending Reform…

Having the first name of a state kind of kills the comedy of this one.