Someone sent this to me in an e-mail and I thought it was cute. (And could be so true)
What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about people in
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in
If you are ‘fixin’ to go anywhere or do anything, you may live in
If you’ve worn shorts on Christmas day, you may live in
If you’ve had a telephone conversation with a wrong number, you may live in
If ‘vacation’ means going to
If you install security alarms on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in
If the speed limit on the highway is 55, you’re going 70 and everybody is passing you, you may live in
If you find 60 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in
If you take time off work to watch college football, you may live in
If you know the names of any NASCAR drivers besides Dale Jr. or Jeff Gordon, you may live in
If you think iced tea only comes pre-sweetened, you may live in
If you know two or more people named ‘Bubba’, you may live in
If you think that all Yankee college students should move back home upon graduation, you may live in
If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with your friends, you definitely live in
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